How much of a nightmare can it be?

well here is my first installment.  You think you've had bad days? let me tell you about bad days.  There was one day I woke up.  My wallet fell in the toilet, i ran over the garbage can, the dentist forgot my bib, shot a drill bit across the room, got locked in the parking lot and laughed at when I got home. all in one day.  you?